Watching it feels like being stuck in an unplayable cutscene from a video game, a video game you never get to play, and quite frankly wouldn’t really want to play if you could. This alleged movie is an epic feat of fan service, assuming as a “fan” you feel “served” simply by seeing things you recognize flash by on screen. NOTE: Everything in the preceding two sentences is straight from Ready Player One, we didn’t have to exaggerate anything, it’s really that gross. Hey gamers, strap into your X1 boot suit with microfiber crotch inlay and get ready to gunt.
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